Alien UFO Bigfoot

As if there was any doubt that Bigfoot existed, Joshua Blu Buhs inadvertently proves so in his new book Bigfoot: The Life and Times of a Legend. He compares Mort Künstler's 1960 illustration in True Magazine pictured below (on top) with the famous 1968 Patterson "film" of Bigfoot taken in California (on bottom). Go ahead, compare for yourself.

I agree. No similarity whatsoever. I mean, the most obvious difference is that the bigfoot on the bottom is clearly a real one while the one on top is merely a painting of the same one walking the opposite direction eight years earlier. Like, duh. Sure, Künstler's drawing may have inspired the later bigfoot film, but only because it gave the filmmakers a bunch of clues of what to look for: woods, logs, bigfeet. etc., that enabled them to successfully film the bigfoot at long last. Besides, Buhs clearly ignores the most important factor in his supposed debunking: Bigfoot's an alien, a UFO dude. He doesn't play by our rules. He probably posed as Künstler and painted that picture himself just to show people where to find him. Dumb humans. They probably interpret posts like this as lame attempts to get people to send in things about skateboarding, since there's officially nothing going on in this neck of the woods. Whatevs. Pretty soon people will be debunking this blog.