Suspicious Autotext Faux Paseses

Man, I don't know... maybe I'm just overreacting. But it seems to me that a lot of the obnoxious texts I've been getting lately that the homies are blaming on "autocorrect" aren't just innocent faux passesses. I mean, check out a couple of these text exchanges and tell me what you think.

Or how about this one?

You're right! Now that I look at them again it's clear that these are in fact just autocorrect errors. Ha! Those raucous skate jesters! Their jocularity knows no bounds! What a joy to consort with such merry mirth makers, and just in time for the holidays!!! Soldier on, my comedic skate companions! Might that mere mortals grasp your immense hilarity!