Well, as you all know, the web site has been seized by the feds and I'm currently behind bars. So let's get to the point. I need a stack of pornos and a cheese grater like a mutha fucka. Don't ask questions, just send that and/or some money to the following address pronto:
Attn: Cellmate 206#B
Homeland Security Headquarters
Cell 101
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba 70672-1106
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| Cellmate 206#B |
If anyone's wondering what I'm up to in here... basically skating. Trying to update the Coiler and shit when I can. Writing poetry... plotting downfall of Western Civilization.
Oh bitch pig whom
my ass betrayed,
Mutha FUCK Homeland
Se-cur-i-tay
You swiped my site
and fucked up my shit,
But my chainsaw
you did not git.
I used it to,
hack out my cell
then make your face
a living hell.
Your police state,
it don't mean shit
And can't stop my love
of the butt clit
Needs work. Send money.
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